The Most Serene Republic of San Medici is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Presidenta Constancia Calascione with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.729 billion San Medicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad De San Medici. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient San Medician economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,627 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Presidenta Constancia Calascione reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime is totally unknown. San Medici's national animal is the Golden pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

San Medici is ranked 71,798^th in the world and 800^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.56 flags saluted per person per day.